The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty -

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock �n� roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothing�s gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you�ve got the money, we�ve got the sound
You put it up and we�ll put it down
If you got the dollar, we got the song
Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
Yeh boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can�t get no sleep
I�m trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean

But I�ve got a Momma whose a hummer
Whose keeping me alive
While I�m in the band doing drinking with the boys
She�s working 9 to 5
(She knows her place that woman)

Just you wait -
One of these days see me driving round town
In my rock �n� Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
My bottle of booze
No summer time blues
Shouting out, �Look at me�
In my rock �n� roll voice

Ain�t no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
repeat

�Hey hello Howard, how you doin�, my next door neighbour?�
�Oh yea... Get your fuckin� jumbo jet off my airport�