An introduction abt me!
Hmm… let’s see…
What is there to explain abt me?
Hi! i’m mr. t.
€�t” stands for trevor.
Ain’t that clever?
I was born in april,
The day after april fool’s
Damn, I ditch a rich girl,
Ain’t I a fool!
I’m 21 this year
My friends say i’m thick skin.
They also say i’m damn thin!
I don’t dare drink beer.
I don’t dare smoke either.
Or else I will get hook!
Hey, did you hear about my book?
It’s mostly about wrestling
I love wrestling a lot!
Kurt angle made shawn michaels tap
In his ankle lock
Well, I just started to learn how to rap.
So forgive me for all my crap.
Honestly I kinda thought,
Randy orton is the legend killer.
But he lost to my favourite wrestler,
The undertaker!
I’m so demanding.
I just need some scolding.
I’m always feeling stress,
I just need more rest.
Is all this a test?
Why doesn’t god answer my ques…
Wait a sec…
Maybe this all is my quest…
I should be a man.
I should understand
What life really mean.
Where have I been?
I’m in a race,
But looks like i’m in outer space.
Can’t I taste
The things that I face?
It’s reality!
No one should listen to me.
I want to be a counsellor.
I should wake up.
I mustn’t be a lamer.
Why won’t I shut up?
I’m a eurasian.
Damn, I shouldn’t mention
That I used to stay in a mansion.
Like as if i’m rich.
It was a bungalow actually,
Somewhere near a penang beach.
Now I stay in a hdb,
On the sixth floor, you see.
I love to buy movies on vcd.
I love to watch a horror movie
But I would rather get comedy.
Then again I still prefer wwe!
Wait! i’m not done yet!
I’m still someone’s pet.
I’ve got two other names.
I’m a hamster,
Therefore my owner calls me hammy.
I also got a master.
She calls me dobby.
I’m a slave to my master.
I’ve got 2 jobs, but still…
One is to run the wheel,
The other is to deal
With those who bullies
My master
With my power.
Obviously my jobs are fake.
Don’t tell me you believe what I just said?
But they do call me those names!
I just hope you don’t find that lame.
Isn’t it the same?
As when I always blame
All my problems to you
When i’m actually just testing you
To see how true
Your friendship is to me.
Damn, i’m thirsty.
I gotta go,
I’m outty!