Hello, did ya miss me,
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me,
pick the sweetcorn out of this

Its hard to be humble,
when you're so f*****g big
Did you ever meet a sexier,
Male chauvenist pig?

I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAPs
Come take a piece of me
Oh Oh Oh

If you drop me, I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me I don't exist
Its nice to meet you,
now let me go and wash my hands
Cos you just met the worlds most handsome man
The worlds most handsome man

Y'all know who I am, i'm still the boy next door
Thats if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world,
or has the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the "BRIT" in Celebrity

Give in and love it whats the point in hating me
You can't argue with popularity,
well you could but you'd be wrong
Oh Oh Oh

If you drop me, I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't need me I don't exist
You voted for me, now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands.........

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph,
No its not for me,
Grip and Grin, Shake and Frame, Name and Shame
And I'm outta here,
Its not very complicated i'm just young and overrated
Wooooh

Please don't drop me, I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me I don't exist
Its nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands

Please don't drop me, I'll fall to pieces on you
If you need me I don't exist
Its nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cos you just met the worlds most handsome man

The worlds most handsome man x 3