Ahhhh...the lord is a monkey
thanksgiving's coming on the fourth of july
in the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas
got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass
outside of phenix she was kinda broke down
burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town.
ha ha ha haa
well she was a hairy creature in the ashwam bed
she was sellin' more skies had a funky-ass head
well she played with my mouth and she threw me on the bed
and she cut off my balls and she sewed �em to my head
well she's headin' back east in a 67 caddy
got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy
well i met her on the street where she beat me like a fool
then she got me accepted to an ivy league school
well i really did good but it's kickin' my ass
i lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
well she's looking pretty good first week in july
she's got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye
thanksgivings coming on the fourth of july
in the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas
got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass