I wanna chew my bubble gum with you.
and i wanna walk you home from school.
and i wanna carry your books to every class.
and i wanna fuck you up the ass.
girl, don't you know it's true, how much i love you.
i wanna sing it 'cross the land, oh won't you hold my hand?
she tells me that she loves me,
now i'm gonna tell her that i love her.
she tells me that she loves me,
now i'm gonna try and fuck her.
but where the hell are my priorities?
left in the hands of the authorities.