You, you think yer such a bad ass; you think yer such a rough neck; well i saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio; i think it's really sad though; and tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'cause i saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom of the bus of the iron maiden cover band;

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when your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
i'm gonna win
when your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
i'm gonna win

me, i'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno; but i gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime; you're steppin' on a land mine; your gonna shoot yer eye out; i'm thinkin' what in the sam ham hill is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt, wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick.

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you, you think yer still a bad ass, you think your still a rough neck; well let's take this outside