I think fur is a crime, i protest all the time
you should see all my bumper stickers
that firestorm song sure gets me singing along
my righteousness never flickers
i think p.e.t.a. is swell and vivisectionists go to hell
i live to fight the man
and if there is ever a cause with no dietary laws
i'll be the first to take a stand
The animals, i see their pain with ease
but don't expect me to give up pizza with cheese
the animals, i see their pain with ease
but don't expect me to eat a pizza without cheese
I know i could be the best vegan the world's seen
it's such a shame my doctor says i can't because i need the protein
what's right or what's wrong is not a tough decision
but animal torture is a part of my new religion
hey, you know that i am down with what it's about
did i happen to mention i need the strength to work out?
because i am building up muscle, i'm a growing boy
such a cruel twist of fate, i'm allergic to soy
Excuses, excuses, are not for me!
i've wised up, but these leather shoes were free
these shoes were free