Robbie: i have heard among this clan
you are called the forgotten man
jon: is that what they’re saying?
well did you evah!
what a swell party this is
robbie: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,
unrequited love?
jon: sounds like your soap opera
robbie: i may cry
jon: tune in tomorrow
what a swell party this is
Jon: what frails
what frocks
robbie: what broads
jon: what pearls
what rocks
robbie: they’re bootiful
jon: i’ve never seen such gaiety
robbie: neither have i
jon: it’s all just too, too risqué really
Robbie: this french champagne
jon: domestic
both: so good for the brain
robbie: that’s what i was gonna say
jon: you know you’re a brilliant fellow?
robbie: why thank you
jon: pick it up, jack
oh please don’t eat the glass, my friend
have you heard about dear blanche?
got run down by an avalanche
robbie: no!
jon: oh, don’t worry, she’s a game girl you know
got up and finished 4th
robbie: the kid’s got guts
jon: havin’ a nice time?
grab a line
Robbie: have you heard that mimsy star
jon: oh, what now?
robbie: she got pinched in the ass to bar
jon: slushed again, ey?
robbie: she was stoned
jon: well did you evah
robbie: nevah
both: what a swell party this is
Jon: hey check out that ass!
robbie: aah, that’s a lovely dress,
do you think i could talk her out of it?
it’s great
jon: ah, it’s great
robbie: so grand
jon: so grand
both: this wo-…-nderland
robbie: la la……
jon: ladada…
we sing
robbie: oh we sing
jon: so rare
robbie: so rare
jon: like old camembert
robbie: old camembert
both: like ba, ba rum
jon: ba ba ba bum
robbie: don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum
Both: have you heard, it’s in the stars
next july we collide with mars
well did you evah
what a swell party
a swell party
a swellegant, elegant party this is
Jon: i drink to your health
robbie: naah, let’s drink to your wealth
jon: you’re my bon ami
robbie: hey, that’s french
jon: liberty
both: fraternity
Both: have you heard, it’s in the stars
next july we collide with mars
well did you evah
what a swell party
a swell party
a swellegant, elegant party this is