She woke me up with a bang, bang
looking' over cross eyed had a big
hunch that the world was a big lie
when i got up all the blood to my head
i got so dizzy fell back into my bed
i went over to the way side
looking for the high tide
what will i find will i find will i find
all i saw was a man that had a hat
that had a porn-porn he's been there for
years can someone tell me how long
Wake up to tell me
wake up to show me
what i could not find
You see this woman woke me up
at a quarter to three and i didn't
know it then but she put a spell on
me said i had to go down to where
the cliffs meet the sea and meet an
old man to present my plea
so i headed way down to the big pier
to await and confront my big fear
i wheeled around behind to my
blindside to find an old man with a
lime and a kind eye
mister, mister with your beard so long
won't you be a saint and tell me
just where i'm going
he pointed to a conk shell and then
to the lime and said this is all
i really need to get by
Chorus
Hey mister man
i know you don't know
who you think i think i am
but i can safely say, that i
should've been sleeping the day
away i said scuse me, you got the
time he shrugged his shoulders
said get a spine
coconut hit me on the head
jonesin' for a fig
i booked last night
i need another fix
just then i see a twinkle twinkle
in the old man's eye and a wave
tossed bottle is thrown to the sky
i caught it on the rebound
it landed with a soft sound
i took out the message and put the
bottle down
inside was the antidote to the spell
i read it to the man 'cause he
couldn't read so well
said don't worry about a
thing you know you
path is true just ease your
mind have a banana
or two
Goodness, goodness, woe is me
the man nearly flipped to lean
that he was free but just before we
left and started kicking it
i picked up the bottle and star sixed it
If that woman comes to you with
her song so sweet, say damn
let the poor sucker sleep