La la la laaaa (5 times, then background throughout the song)

Meanie leanie come on down
Come and entertain the town
It's friday night and we're all bored
Time's been called there is no more
Time's been called it's such a bore

(all together now)
Dan abnormal not normal at all
It's not his fault we made him this way
He'll imitate you try to ape you
But it's not his fault: dan watches t.v.
T.v. t.v. t.v. t.v.

The meanie leanie stays up late
Mopes around gets in a state
He's the killer in your arcade
A shooting gangster ready made
'cause that is where the future's made

(all together now)
Dan abnormal not normal at all
It's not his fault we made him this way
He'll imitate you try to ape you
But it's not his fault: dan watches t.v.
T.v. t.v. t.v. t.v.
(teleport me)
T.v. t.v. t.v. t.v.
(teleport me)
T.v. t.v. t.v. t.v.

Dan went to his local burger bar
"i want mcnormal and chips!
or i'll blow you to bits!
give us it!"

It's the miseries at half-past three
Watching video nasties
Has dirty dreams while he's asleep
'cause dan's just like you and me
He's the meanie leanie

(all together now)
Dan abnormal not normal at all
It's not his fault we made him this way
He'll imitate you try to ape you
But it's not his fault: dan watches t.v.

Dan abnormal not normal at all
Oh it's not his fault we made him this way
He'll imitate you try to ape you
But it's not his fault: dan abnormal's.... me

La la la laaaa (5 times)