I was gonna clean my room, 'til i got high.
I was gonna get up and find the broom, then i got high.
My room is still messed up, and i know why.
'cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I was gonna go to class, before i got high.
I coulda cheated and i coulda, but i got high.
I'm takin' it next semester, and i know why.
Cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high.

I was gonna go to court, before i got high.
I was gonna pay my child support, but then i got high. (no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck, and i know why.
Cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but i was high.
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high.
Now im a paraplegic and i know why.
Cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high.
I was gonna eat yo' pussy n' tits (?), but then i got high.
Now i'm jackin' off and i know why.
Cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I messed up my entire life, because i got high.
I lost my kids and wife, because i got high.
Now i'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and i know why.
Cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high.

La dee dat dat dat daa...

I'm gonna stop singing this song, because i'm high.
I'm singin' this whole thing wrong, because i'm high.
And if i don't sell one copy, i know why.
Cause i got high, b'cause i got high, b'cause i got high...

La dee dat dat dat daa...

Da da dada da da da......