She likes to read, i like tv
She's checkin out my good friend steve
She likes a beer, i like a shot
Her parents think i'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band
She always plays in the sand
When i mention her in public she complains
The pressures of my life wash down the...

I like to drive, she likes to walk
She caught me jackin in my sock
I like to drink, she likes to dance
I'm drunk again, i've cum'd my pants

She likes the boys in the band
I hit the surf she likes the sand
When i come home late she's got that look
Even when i got that drunk-ass look

For you i'll do it
Just for you i'll do it
I would wash my car, get a job,
Odereaters for my shoes
For you i'll do it

For you, for you (x2)

I guess our eyes will never meet
Mom please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss
I'd rather fuck
And all her friends
Think i'm a smuck, a smuck, a smuck

She did the boys in the band
I guess i'll be a single man
I used to watch her sleep and she'd complain
The pressures of my wash down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odereaters for my shoes
Recycle all my beer cans like i promised i would do
I will cancel my subscription to (?)
For you i'll do it (x2)

For you, for you (x4)