Shes part girl
Shes part boy
Shes got parts everyone can enjoy
Shes got more
Shes got less
Shes got her manhood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister
Or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when shes taking a piss
Shes my little girl yeah
Shes my little guy
When i try to please her i get poked in the eye

She wears lace and
She wears flannel
She watches football and the lifetime channel
Whats thats bulk under her nighty?
It must be hermaphrodite yeah
Her maphrodite yeah

Somethings are white
Somethings are black
Some girls wear make-up
Mine shaves her back
Shes still beautiful
Shes still fine
It's too bad her pckage is bigger than mine

She cant help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities?
It must be hermaphrodite
Yeah
Hermaphrodite 3x's