When grandfather dies
Life will be strange
When greandfather dies
My whole world will change
When grandfather dies
I'll scream and i'll yell
'cause i'll be f*ckin' rich as hell

So grandfather die
Don't keep me in suspence
So grandfather cough
Up that inheiratance
So grandfather don't
Hold on another day
I love you to death
But i've got bills to pay

A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimming pool
I'll jam with the stones
I'll dine with the queen
So let's say we unplug that machine

So grandfather fly
To heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
Of all the juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
Before the fiscal year
Oh how i
Wish kavorkian were here

For god sake you must be as old as the hills
I'm sick from the stench from the diafirst pills
You're deaf, dumb and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Your arthritus acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has vericose veins
Why dont you die grandpa?
Why do you fight?
You old mother f*cker just walk tward the god d*mn light

Walk toward the light old man
Walk toward the light old man

It's all over now
My grand-daddy's dead
A mysterious blow
To his wrinkled old head
Before i connect
A small over sight
But everything should turn out all right
I'll start working on my grandma tonight