He’s got a room at the top and a jag
At the bottom
Looks real pleased inside his boredom
Out on the stretch he’s a big time roller
But the dames keep gettin’ colder & colder
He thinks inch by inch monopolize
But that little girl overthere
If he’s got the guts if he dares
Is gonna cut ‘em down to size
Sheila’s gettin’ rude and hungry for
The first prize
Sheila’s gettin’ rude and hungry
Aimin’ at the eyes
She’s gonna cut ‘em down to size
There’s a whole lotta prettiness going around
So don’t let one bad break bring you down
I know a guy who swears he won’t find another
Girl like the one that dated him for his brother
Now she’s waitin’ for him to apologize
She just wants to cut him down to size