Clear the way boys
The lady has arrived
All you handsome fellas
Please wait for me to the right

Don't keep me waiting
Ooh, thank you for the drink
It's quarter past eleven
I'm not in the mood to think

Mr. band leader
Let's kick out the jam
Gimme something that'll light it up
And make my feet go bam bam bam!

Because Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

Sweeter than the candy
About to caress my lips
Imagine all the sugar
When I start to shake my hips

It's not an illusion
I'm as live as I can be
Instead of all your promises
Why don't you show all your charms to me

Mr. Band Leader
This arrangement has to change
Gimme something light it up
Won't'cha let the boogie start to play

Because Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

I don't want a serenade
To hear you say a thing
All I need is your attention
And a 10 karat diamond ring

Because Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me