I am a ceilidh cowboy
i'm a stranger in this town
you should hear your women
squeal with joy
when i get their knickers down
i'll dance them and romance them
til they're nearly out of breath
then when i taken them out for air
i'll fuck them half to death
Been sitting on a fridge
close to the edge
running out of coke
and dying for a poke
don't lock up your wives
and daughters
don't lock up your cats and dogs
i came down here
with my feet all bare
and i sleep in a hollow log
Yippee i oh
yippee i ay
yodle odle ee
yodle odle ay
yodle odle odle ay
My name is father emmett
i've been banished from my home
cos all the women loved me
and i always had the bone
i could play the concertina, guitar, bouzouki and cittern
when i dance the siege of ennis
the floor beneath me starts to burn
For a jar or two just get me through
i'll do a turn for you ...
and absolve you too
I'll take care of your missus
all night long the whole night through
while you jump on that young one
over there
that's making eyes at you