Catch 22

Pink

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
and welcome to P!nk Airlines.
We hope your flight is enjoyable 
and our flight attendants are here 
to ensure your ride is as pleasant as possible.
Seat backs and tray tables must be 
in the upright position during take-off and landing.
All carry-on luggage must be stored in an over-heard compartment
or under the seat in front of you.

Waiting on t a ticket
'Cos you're looking for the ride
You're feeling on top
'Cos you're flying through the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it too
Everybody's always pointing fingers at you
You're damned if you do
You're damned if you don't
We're always doing all the things that we say we won't

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping of the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're rocking round in circles
It's a Catch 22

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle 
and feel as though you are unable or unwilling
to assist in case of an emergency, 
please notidy a flight attendant immediately.
All electrical equipment, including cell phones, 
2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. 
should remain in the off position 
until the pilot notifies us 
that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 feet.

Looking from the outside
You're always looking in
You think you fixed he problem
'Til it comes right back again
And life seems like a trap
You're trying to get out
You're searching for your cheese
'Cos you feel like Mighty Mouse
You're damned if you don't
You're damned if you do
You've seen all the signs
But you haven't got a clue

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping of the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're rocking round in circles
It's a Catch 22

You are in for the ride of your life
We realise you have many choices 
and on behalf of P!nk Arilines 
we'd like to thank you for flying with us.
We hope you have a wonderful stay 
wherever your destination may be, 
and remember be careful when retrieving your items, 
as during the flight they may have shifted 
and might fall on you or your neighbour's head
and knock you the f**k out.

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping of the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're rocking round in circles
It's a Catch 22