Girls at the bus stop
Girls in the back seat
Girls all around
But none of them
None of them
Talk to me
Girl in the classroom
Girls in the hallway
Girls all around me
But none of them
None of them
Talk to me
Is it because of my ugly suit?
Is it because of my smelly car?
Is it because of my lame t-bone?
Is it because of this lame guitar?
Girls in my volkswagen
Girls in my charger
Girls all around me
But none of them
None of them
Talk to me
Girls in the quik-e-mart
Girls at the 7-11
Girls all around me
But none of them
None of them
Talk to me
I think it's because of my drinking gut
Is it because of my so-called pecs?
Is it because i'm stuck in a rut?
Is it because of my buddy holly specs?
[jay's anti-skat diatribe]
Girls in the kitchen
Girls in my pantry
Girls all around me
But none of them
None of them
Talk to me
Girls in my bedroom
Girls in my closet
Girls in bed with me?
But none of them
None of them
Talk to me
I think it's because of my ugly suit
I think it is my smelly car
I think it's because of my lame t-bone
I think it is this crappy guitar