Glamour boythe guess whowritten by burton cummingsglamour boyget your costume on, you got 'em lined up, waitin' for youglamour boyyou got 'em standin' in the aisles so don't hang 'em upfor twenty-five thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonightfor twenty-five thousand dollars i think it'll work out righti think it'll work out, uh-hahi think it'll work out, oh, you never know how to write itthink it'll work outglamour boyyou been tops for a while with a million-dollar smileglamour boyyou got rave reviews and you're front-page newsfor thirty-seven thousand dollars you can look like your sister tonightfor thirty-seven thousand dollars i think it'll work out righti think it'll work out, uh-hahi think it'll work out, oh, you never know how you'll write itthink it'll work outso spin with the archer nowand laugh in his face as he cocks his bowsteal from his mistressas she's makin' love to your familyand be aware that there's not many therewho want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no morec'mon, take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonightdon't you wanna take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight{spoken} ladies and gentlemen, a warm ???? welcome, if you will, for the most phenominal group of the century... ricky and the balloons!!glamour boyyou really had your fill and it's all downhillglamour boyyou got tales to tell when you see your old friendsfor forty-nine thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonightfor forty-nine thousand dollars i think it'll work out righti think it'll work out, uh-hahi think it'll work out, oh, you never know how you'll write itthink it'll work outso spin with the archer nowand laugh in his face as he cocks his bowsteal from his mistressas she's makin' love to your familyand be aware that there's not many therewho want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no moredon't you wanna take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no moredon't you wanna try and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonightyou can't fool 'emtake time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonightthey're gettin' smartertake time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonightdon't you wanna try and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonightc'mon and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonightmmm, take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight{fade}