I meet someone for practice every night, it's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way, i turn the corner at the traffic light, i count my money and then i rehearse what i'm gonna say, i'd like an order of fries a quarter pounder with cheese, i love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please, i am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she has a smile of innocence so tender and warm, i am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she is an angel in a polyester uniform
She doesn't try to impress anyone, she doesn't act so tough like all the other girls that i know, she don't treat me like a simpleton, she's not ashamed to be the only other virgin i know, and when my hamburgers cold i get all ready to go, she's only 15 years old, and i'm in love with her so,
(rap) ain't it funny how she's got a buck tooth, and though she's hardcore she'll show you good time and then she'll show you the door boy
I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she has a smile that (ahh go on),
Paper, not styrofoam, with a little cardboard ring mind you, but the thing is that then they came out with all that cellophane, paper shrink-wrapped,
Well there she stands behind the register, she's taking orders form the salowipple little league if they knew how much i wanted her, their homeroom teachers would have to sent them home for a week, and as i head through the door the movement catches her eye, my heart begins to soar, she smiles then waves goodbye, goodbye goodbye good bye, yeah yeeeahhh

i am in love with a mcdonald’s girl, she has a smile of innocence so tender and warm i am in love with a mcdonald’s girl she is an angel in a polyester uniform
she is an angel in a polyester uniform
she is an angel in a polyester uniform
Uno dos tress quatros, big mac filet o fish, quarter pounder french fries icy coke thick shakes sundays and apple pies
I am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she has a smile of innocence so tender and warm, i am in love with a mcdonalds girl, she is an angel in a polyester uniform