Oh english girl you're so pale and so lovely
on holiday with your proud man
but secretly he's bored with you
he wants it dirty, filthy and more rude
and when you sleep he sneak into town
to look for the backstreet action
he can't resist what the city suggest
the mexican pot noodle
and when he swallows he shouts oh yes, oh yes
oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!