Betty bunion was a strange little fish
she could teach a boy a thing or two
just grab an ankle and you can make a wish
and she can fly you to the moon
sweet sally seagull was a gypsy and a tramp
i wouldn't know but i've been told
once you get in there it's a little cold and damp
ain't the kinda woman you can hold
to the left and to the right
nothing in between
out of mind and outta sight
lost inside a dream
mother mary maple's been sleeping with the lord
never seen a woman so confused
if you should ask me i'd say that she was bored
never seen a bible so abused
to the left and to the right
nothing in between
out of mind and outta sight
lost inside a dream
penelope the pirate was a pin ball machine
she had two triggers on her hips
you could play her all night and never find the seam
just make sure the balance never tips