Well you know you get the hots for some gal
and you just can't stop
making love 6 times a day
better than porkchop
cause one's good as the other
if you know what i mean
some of us like a little bit of fat
some of us like that meat just a little bit lean
I like gravy on the side
hot and juicy lovin
brown sugar on top
sausage warm out of the oven
sometime you get to eatin
lord and you just can't stop
make me wonder to myself
why oh why
did i leave that last porkchop
Well i met this fine girl in the choir
she sure could sing
she said come down to my house
i'm gonna give you ham-hocks and beans
we devoured each other
lord her kitchen was smokin hot
i had to get up and open a window
and i thought to myself
why did i leave that last porkchop
Now looky here:
i had been on a very strict diet
of beer and scotch and love
i'd been offered lunch break specials
but now i'm a fool for her
Until i found out
she'd been serving that pie
while i was gone
punching the clock
i thought about that waitress down at maxine's
and i thought
why did i leave that last porkchop