Got my brothers in back
got my brothers in the front
and we're cruising down fenton street
in the hot hot sun
we pull into the kfc
going to get a feed
pile out of the holden fast
coz' we're feeling the need
five minutes later
pigging out full up to my eyes
we go back to the parking lot
and ow some bugger stole my car
Stole my car, stole my car
Now bro i was real pissed off
no one knew just how i feel
so went looking for the wanker
who had stolen my cool wheels
we went into the cop shop
talked to the police
said ow mister copper bro
some bastard stole my car
Stole my car, stole my car
Ow mister policeman (mister policeman)
we were in kfc man (in kfc man)
and the next time i looked around (looked around)
the next time i looked around (the next time i looked around)
the next time i looked around
someone had theifed of with it
Jumped into the cop car
went for a cruise around
ow keep your fellas eyes peeled
for an hq holden coloured brown
then just then we saw it
it was parked outside the pub
ow mister copper
ow there it is, bro that's the one
so we went into the pub
and we made some enquiries
saw a fella at the bar
with my bloody car keys
and i said to the copper fella
"there he is" and i smacked him in the head
and said ow read him his rights bro coz' he...
Stole my car, stole my car, stole my car
Ow ballhead (ow ballhead)
ow you shouldn't have done it (you shouldn't have done it)
coz' now you are going to jail (going to jail)
yes you are going to jail (that's right you're going to jail)
yes you are going to jail...
and it serves you dumb arse right bro (cheer)
yes it serves your arse right.