Oops I farted again I gave it a push
I didn't know that was serious
I tried to keep in but it just came out
Everybody needed to laugh
But I didn't I had to crap and take a bath
Everybody stood around
But I just turned and frowned
Once I got home I decided to laugh
Until until I got into the bath
When I was on the phone I did it again
But the other line was on loud
So everybody heard
I felt like a complete nerd
But what I didn't realise is they had it recorded
And I went every where un escorted
They were imbarrased to be seen with me
Because most of the time I had to pee