Oh lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause i get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble
But i'm doin' the best that i can!

I used to have a girlfriend
But i guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well i could probably find me another
But i guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? i never get lonesome
Cause i treasure my own company.

Oh lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause i get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble
But i'm doin' the best that i can!

I guess you could say i'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, i could have lotsa friends if i wanted,
But then i wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that i'm "egotistical",
Hell, i don't even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way
That i fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Oh lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause i get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble
But i'm doin' the best that i can!