Now, these are the teen commandments:
1. stop and think before you drink.
2. don't let your parents down; they brought you up.
3. be humble enough to obey. you will be giving orders yourself someday.
4. at the first moment, turn away from unclean thinking - at the first
moment.
5. don't show off driving. if you want to race, go to indianapolis.
6. choose a date who would make a good mate.
7. go to church faithfully. the creator gives you the week; give him back an
hour.
8. choose your companions carefully. you are what they are.
9. avoid following the crowd. be an engine, not a caboose.
10. or even better - keep the original ten commandments.