Well i fell into prison about a quarter till three
where i found in my cell a glass waiting for me
so i filled what was empty and i pulled up a stool
but he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn't move
he said, "you drink when you're lonely." no i drink when i want!
he said, "you'll never be sober." sure. why would i want that?
i only drink to be merry but unfortunately
i'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company