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The first night that i come home
so drunk i could not see
found a horse in my stable
where my horse oughta be
come here my little wifey
explain this thing to me
how come a horse in the stable
where my horse oughta be?
you blind fool, you crazy fool
can't you never see?
it's only a milkcow
you're granny sent to me
i've traveled this world over
ten thousand miles or more
but a saddle upon a milkcow's back
i never did see before
The second night that i come home
so drunk i could not see
found a coat a-hanging on the rack
where my coat oughta be
come here my little wifey
explain this thing to me
how come a coat a hanging a hanging on the rack
where my coat oughta be?
you blind fool, you crazy fool
can't you never see?
it's only a bedquilt
you're granny sent to me
i've traveled this world over
ten thousand miles or more
pockets upon a bedquilt
i never did see before
The third night that i come home
so drunk i could not see
found a head a-laying on the pillow
where my head oughta be
come here my little wifey
explain this thing to me
how come a head a-laying on the pillow
where my head oughta be?
you blind fool, you crazy fool
can't you never see?
it's only a cabbage head
you're granny sent to me
i've traveled this world over
ten thousand miles or more
but a moustache on a cabbage head
i never did see before