My analyst told me
that i was right out of my head
the way he described it
he said i'd be better dead than live
i didn't listen to his jive
i knew all along
that he was all wrong
and i knew that he thought
i was crazy but i'm not
oh no
My analyst told me
that i was right out of my head
he said i'd need treatment
but i'm not that easily led
he said i was the type
that was most inclined
when out of his sight
to be out of my mind
and he thought i was nuts
no more ifs or ands or buts
They say as a child
i appeared a little bit wild
with all my crazy ideas
but i knew what was happening
i knew i was a genius...
what's so strange when you know
that you're a wizard at three
i knew that this was meant to be
Now i heard little children
were supposed to sleep tight
that's why i got into the vodka one night
my parents got frantic
didn't know what to do
but i saw some crazy scenes
before i came to
now do you think i was crazy
i may have been only three
but i was swinging
They all laugh at angry young men
they all laugh at edison
and also at einstein
so why should i feel sorry
if they just couldn't understand
the idiomatic logic
that went on in my head
i had a brain
it was insane
oh they used to laugh at me
when i refused to ride
on all those double decker buses
all because there was no driver on the top
My analyst told me
that i was right out of my head
but i said dear doctor
i think that it's you instead
because i have got a thing
that's unique and new
to prove it i'll have
the last laugh on you
'cause instead of one head
i got two
and you know two heads are better than one.