I call you every hour on the telephone
i work my fingers right down to the bone
i even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn`t be alone
got you you a trailer 'bout the size of maine
bought a mile of interstate in your name
I`ve given you everything
baby what do you want from me!
I burned all my porno - 'cause you were pms'n
you say it offends you - all that talking it never ends
disconnected my x-box and ditched all my friends
so you can go to the opera.
dumped all my girlfriends - even the dirty ones
you think they annoy you - they wanna destroy you
i`m givin` you everything
baby what do you want from me!
Got you a picture you can put in a frame
wearing a suit all check and lame
i even signed it at the bottom so you`d 'member my name
took you to target for your birthday meal
got you an autographed buns of steel
so what a deal!
i`m givin` you everything
baby what do you want from me!
I burned all my porno - 'cause you were pms'n
you say it offends you - all that talking it never ends
disconnected my x-box and ditched all my friends
so you can go to the opera.
dumped all my girlfriends - even the dirty ones
you say they annoy you - they wanna destroy you
i`m givin` you everything
baby what do you want from me!

i give you everything
zirconium diamond rings
i gotcha lojack for your pontiac
and some decals on your finger nails
and a a bass master, a singing trout
and a tv and a cd
and a dvd from qvc
and baby what ya think of me!
Burned all my porno
you say it offends you
disconnected my x-box
baby what do you want from me!
what do you want from me!
what do you want from me!