Once i had armadillo
or should i say he once had me.
i walked with him trough slowenian wood
and his name was pappy, dude!
his butt was always crapy
and i enjoyed cleaning ass of pappy.
he was always happy,
he made me feel sleepy.
we always watched tv,
unfortunatly he couldn't see.
pappy was blind,
but he was one of a kind!
Chorus (x3):
oh, pappy, pappy, pappy,
crapy my pappy!
oh, pappy, pappy, pappy,
i miss you pappy!
One day i came home,
but pappy wasn't there!
i yelled "where are you pappy,
without you my life is crapy!"
i looked on the street and guess what i see,
pappy lying, dead meat!
when pappy died,
all day i cried!
i burried pappy in mirogoy,
cause he was such a good boy.
i became stupid, stinky homeless
because i forgot my adress
and my pet armadillo pappy died!
Chorus (x3):
oh, pappy, pappy, pappy,
crapy my pappy!
oh, pappy, pappy, pappy,
i miss you pappy!