I thought we had something good
I thought we had something grand
Turns out in the end
That you're not my man!

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch
While watching soap operas
With a roaring fire going
I also enjoyed shaving your nads
Naked twister was fun too...
You stole my heart

We could have made this work
But you left and called me a dork
Well i got news for you
My mommy says i'm the coolest kid

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch
While watching soap operas
With a roaring fire going
I also enjoyed shaving your nads
Naked twister was fun too...
You stole my heart

I'll be laying here all day
With my memories of you
How we would stay in bed all day
When we should have been in class

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch
While watching soap operas
With a roaring fire going
I also enjoyed shaving your nads
Naked twister was fun too...
You stole my heart

But still i'll never forget
Those nights we spent together
In bed in the dark in the pitch black moon light
In case you didn't know
We were totally gay

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch
While watching soap operas
With a roaring fire going
I also enjoyed shaving your nads
Naked twister was fun too...
You stole my heart

You said let's just leave it to fate
I didn't know you'd turn straight
Now you're with kate
The streets of this town are so cold and so windy
My cock shrivled up to the size of my pinky

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch
While watching soap operas
With a roaring fire going
I also enjoyed shaving your nads
Naked twister was fun too...
You stole my heart

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch
While watching soap operas
With a roaring fire going
I also enjoyed shaving your nads
Naked twister was fun too...
You stole my heart