Wake up, first thing in the morning.
and suddenly all i can think of is a nooose.
there must be a reason, for this early wonder
but then it hits me, like a ten feet pole in the head:
"the nose belongs to britta, of course! why didn't i see before?
such grace, such beauty, such splendor, exquisiteness, prettiness, magnificence!"
Brittaaa i miss your nooose,
brittaaa, when you're away, i wanna hold it clooose.
brittaaa i miss your nooose,
i have so much love for your nose and i just hope it shows.
brittaaa your nose is just so prettyyy
brittaaa i hope you know i love it plentyyy
brittaaa your nose is just so prettyyy
brittaaa i wanna pet you like a kittyyy
Yo diddly'o, britta is my ho!
she's so fine, ya can't deny.
look at her nose, strikin that pose
damn that's hot, dare you say it's not.
nose diddly'ose, it's my ho's
shaped like a slope, man that's dope!
it can blow it can sneeze
it can sniff and it can snort
but most importantly it doesn't have a wart!