Megan is a slut
She is such a whore
She acts like a nut
Is that her on the floor?

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Ohhh...
Megan is a rat
She is not fat
She is a brat
Well, she really just a rat

I hate that fucking bitch
She is a snitch
I'm gonna stop rhyming now...
She is a stupid ass rat
A skinny rat
I hope she gets eaten by a cat!

(chorus)(2x)

Megan is the creepy, crawly, furry thing
That is running on the floor...
If you know what is good for you,
Kill her and run out your door...

(chorus)(2x)

Go back to seattle you rat!!!