" i've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes making love watchin' t.v
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so i can hear him breathe "

"chorus "

" lucky me
Lucky - lucky me
I have everything in the whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me (lucky - lucky little old me) "

" i've got a great car - it's a red convertible
Made by matel
Got a nice house in the suburbs
With 'hells angel's' as neighbours aswell
I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
If i want to study dentistry
And my folks just want me married
And popping out the grandkids
To keep them company "

"chorus "

" i think i wanna join the chrishnas
Give up all my wordly goods
And cut off all my hair
Theres nothing that i have right now
That brings me any joy
When i'm shopping at the mall
Can't find it anywhere "

" well i got my tamagotchi
And i got my wristwatch wound
I have so many friends on the internet
I could never be alone
I got just enough cash to pay alot of tax
Not enough to quit my job
Got a fools gold ring - a credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog "

"chorus "