Shes part girl
Shes part boy
Shes got parts everyone can enjoy
Shes got more
Shes got less
Shes got her manhood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister
Or is she a miss
Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?
Shes my little grl
Yeah shes my little guy
When i try to please her i get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watches football
And the lifetime channel
Whats thats bulk under her nighty?
It must be her maphrodite yeah
Her maphrodite ooh

Somethings are white
Somethings are black
Some girls wear make-up
Mine shaves her back
Shes still beautiful
Shes still fine
Its too bad her package is bigger than mine

She cant help her imperfecions
Shes gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty-whities?
It must be her maphrodite yeah
Her maphrodite 3x's