(nate albert/dicky barrett/bosstones)
I've heard all the stories, the failure and glories
i haven't had either
boast and toast i'm the best and i'm a mess
i know i'm not neither
thought i was down as far as any man could go,
thought my highs were giant size
i know now that's not so
i know you heard, know you heard, know you heard,
don't believe a word, not a word, one word
it's been overblown, the truth should be known
'til now i couldn't see
put my cards on the table while i'm still able,
i guess i really don't know how to party
it's blown out of whack,
the truth is what's lacking, 'til now i couldn't see
the long and the short i'd like to report,
i guess i really don't know how to party
really don't by any shape or form
whether straight up in the sunshine
or passed out in the storm
don't know how but now i know i don't
will it help me out? no, it probably won't
ten nine ain't no hero number one at bad behavior
five, four, three, two, what? not zero
don't go counting on a savior
i was playing it safe when i'd fall on my face
entertainment was what i was after,
harmless fun, no damage done
i was out and about for the laughter
thought i was some-thing
really something no one was gonna touch
ace in the place, kingpin of sin i didn't know too much
don't believe everything you've heard,
don't believe a solitary word
it's been overblown, the truth should be known,
'til now i couldn't see
put my cards on the table while i'm still able
i guess i really don't know how to party
really don't by any shape and form
whether straight up in the sunshine
or passed out in a storm,
don't know how but now i know i don't
will it help me out, no it probably won't
i don't have a notion and i don't have a clue,
an iota or an inkling where to start or what to do
the foggiest, the faintest, the slightest i ain't got
will it help me out?
nah, probably not