I don't drink tea or white chablis
i sit around and watch tv
don't send flowers or take showers
but i'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah
I don't read books, i don't french cook
or stroll around in galleries
i hate opera, i hate oprah
don't fill my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey i ain't gonna change
hey, hey don't you love it this way
hey, hey i am what i am
so please understand, i'm not you fantasy man
I don't do dishes and i'm suspicious
of any grown-up man who does
i'm homophobic, don't do aerobics
just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey i ain't gonna change
hey, hey don't you love it this way
hey, hey i am what i am
so please understand
i'm not you fantasy man
hey, hey i ain't gonna change
hey, hey don't you love me this way
hey, hey i am what i am
so please understand
i'm not your fantasy man
hey
hey hey
hey
hey hey

you just want to squeeze my masculinity
why can't you leave it alone
Hey, hey i ain't gonna change
hey, hey don't you love me this way
hey, hey i am what i am
so please understand
i'm not you fantasy man
Hey, hey i ain't gonna change
hey, hey don't you love me this way
hey, hey i am what i am
so please understand
i'm not you fantasy man