Donnybrook between two gangsters
and a bunch of merry pranksters
two against a .22,
well who d'ya think is gonna win
that...fight...fight?
ten ta one it's the gangsters,
those pranksters they can't even fight!
Gangsters like their knuckles bloody
pranksters spike the drinks of their buddies
Gangsters treat their ladies right
and pranksters curse their chick-less plight
(aw man, there's no dames)
I've got all this harvard lsd
why won't anyone fuck me ?!?