One beer then i'm gone
the ugliest women that i've laid eyes on
got together and decided to come here
they're not pretty
they're not small
i don't give a damn at all
tonight i'm only having just one beer
Yeah tonight i'm only having just two beers
i don't mind the atmosphere in here
it feels so right, it must be wrong
i know i can't stay too long
tonight i'm only having just two beers
Three beers but no more
there's no way i'm drinking four
my attitude's improving with the beer
i was mad but now i'm glad
the women in here, they ain't so bad
tonight i'm only having just three beers
Yeah tonight i'm only having just six beers
i kinda like the atmosphere in here
it feels so right, it must be wrong
i know i can't stay too long
tonight i'm only having just six beers
Twelve beers then i quit
oh good lord i'm drunk as shit
i just spent my whole paycheck in here
i took a chance
i tried to dance
i threw up and pissed my pants
all off one beer
Yeah tonight i'm only having just one beer
at least that's what i said when i got here
it felt so right, but it was wrong
i know that i've stayed too long
i think i musta drank hundred beers
well now i wished i had only one beer
God i wish i never came in here