This is a story about a friend of mine; he is abnormally intelligent; he could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt; but that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town, he let here take him away from me so i had to ask him how; that's when he said, "she takes advantage of me! she takes advantage of me! "she takes advantage of me! she takes advantage of me! she even knows when i pee! i think eventually she'll make a meal out of me."

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because her love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without; "your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without; one of these days i swear i'm gonna get out; 'til then your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without.

that's why i'm talking to you now.

sarah lives with bradley now, i guess that is how she wants her shit; he needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit; i stopped by on my way to pomona yesterday; she sat down and spilled her guts to me; that's when i thought she would tell me she's gay; instead she said, "he takes advantage of me! he takes advantage of me! he takes advantage of me! he takes advantage of me! he even knows when i pee! i think eventually he'll make a meal out of me."

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that's why i'm talking to you now;
talking to; that's why i'm talking to, that's why i'm talking to.
talking to; that's why i'm talking to, that's why i'm talking, talking, talking to you now!

because, your love is a mutt from hell that i can't live without.