You're like a kind of religion,
i see you each night on television.
i can't remember all your names,
i love you running through my veins.
Alcohol, oh alcohol, i love you in my brains.
acohol, oh alcohol, i never want you again.
I come and see you every night,
take out my purse and i'll buy you a pint .
would you like another ? no thanks,
tonight i'm wearing incontinence pants.