Red lights flashing in my living room
friends and family playing with the zoom
i have seen this all before
monkeys rolling through the swinging door
buying, selling candy to the whores
i don't really like this anymore

mr. ridiculous

indigestion stings the throat
she gave a glowjob to a goat
aids is no reason to gloat
why carry oil on a boat?

mr. ridiculous

(lead)

eat the rich and use a little sauce
look to the north you'll find the moss
the tiger really thinks he's boss
don't make the loud people angry

mr. ridiculous