I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and every where i go
people would ask me where she was
i dont wanna talk about her
someone always askes about her
so i tell them all my girlfriends dead
I say its lukimia
or sometimes bulemia
or a great big truck ran her over
and chopped off her head
I dont wanna talk about her
someone always askes about her
so i tell them all she's dead
i guess theres a part of me
that likes the sympathy
or the looks on their faces as i tell them
how she passed away
I dont wanna talk about her
someone always askes about her
so i tell them all she's dead
My girlfriends dead you see
its a total lie but its easier on me
then having to admit that she likes someone else
my girlfriends dead you know
please change the subject im going to go
jump off a building and join her in heaven
I dont wanna talk about her
someone always askes about her
i dont wanna talk about her
someone always askes about her
so i tell them all my grilfriends dead.