Invite your friends invite your coworkers
Invite vets and coast guard deserters
Invite the haves and the have-nots
Now's the time to take stock in what we got
Click n click n clack goes the train on the track
We got to get them all here before we hit the sack
Everybody's bothered -- everybody's hot
Got a party in the parking lot
We got a soiree
We've got a wing ding
We've got a party
We've got reason to sing
Nicholas the second and elvis presley too
Have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu
Andy rooney's smokin up in a shack
While sonny and cher are making out in back
Mr. furley says "too loud -- get them out!"
But this is what a party's supposed to be about
We've got to mosey somewhere before the party's shot
Got a party in the parking lot
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We've got 6 pack party favors
Cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors
Keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back
I'll take a parking lot to any old love shack
Now there's just a few of us -- and the garbage
Got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge
Everybody's passed out there's hardly a sound
Except the drunken shriner who's still dancing around
My sister left with the band around three a.m.
I've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem
Hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots
Gotta party in the parking lot