Well you should see polythene pam
she's so good-looking but she looks like a man
well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
yes you should see polythene pam.
yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
she's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
she's the kind of a girl that makes the "news of the world"
yes you could say she was attractively built.
yeah yeah yeah.