Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
but i fell in love last friday evenin'
with a girl i saw on a bar room tv screen
well i was just gettin' ready to get my hat
when she caught my eye and i put it back
and i ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers
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the night (you know) that i fell in love with a roller derby queen
(round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round)
the meanest hunk o' woman
that anybody ever seen
down in the arena
She is a five foot six and two fifteen
a bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
she knew how to knuckle
and she knew how to scuffle and fight
and the roller derby program said
that she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
the fans called her "tuffy"
but all her buddies called her "spike"
Chorus
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round (3 x's)
Well i could not help it but to fall in love
with this heavy-duty woman i been speakin' of
things looked kind of bad
until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty she might be fat
but i never met a person who would tell her that
she's my big blonde bomber
my heavy handed hackensack mama
Chorus
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round (3 x's)