Look at me,
i'm sandra d,
lousy with virginity,
i won't go to bed
'til i'm legally wed,
i can't,
i'm sandra d
I don't drink, uh
sweat, uh,
bunch up my hair,
i get ill from one cigarette,
[cough, cough, cough]
get your filthy paws
off my silky drawers,
you gonna pull that crap
with a net?